I have definitely been a busy little beaver, and I have THREE ebooks coming out soon. Pre-order now!
By popular demand, a definitive listing of all the hot international babes I've banged, with a psychotically obsessive catalogue of individual rankings and ratings (both general rankings and specific individual rankings of tits, ass, asshole, pussy, face, and cock-sucking capacity.)
In addition, I've included transcripts of every conversation I had leading up to the fucking, a list of how much alcohol was consumed in each case, and a general post-mortem of how long each individual sex act lasted, which orifices were penetrated, which diseases were contracted, and a general description of how mortified both of us were the next morning, as well as pictures of their vaginas! You WILL validate my existence!
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But now, as the 21st century has dawned, we see that all that shit is fucking stupid and gay, and that the REAL manly virtues are: Selfishness. Dishonesty. Irresponsibility. Weight-lifting. A low-carb diet. Relentless random fucking. And of course, the ultimate expression of masculinity -- sex tourism.
As well, the "manly" jobs are redefined: the TRUE men now are bloggers. e-book writers, podcasters, Amazon affiliates, SEO experts, and owners of e-marketing pyramid schemes. Oh, and MMA fighters.
Join the next wave of masculinity, and be a MAN and forego marriage and children in favor of fucking some babes and hanging with your bros. Buy it HERE!
Which brings us to:
Here it is: the definitive step-by-step guide to picking up drunk college girls, and usually that'll be in other countries because as we know all American girls are fat, even the foreign girls who go there to study.
Included herein are relentlessly researched techniques such as the "Ted Bundy Opener" -- feigning weakness with a false cast --and unbeatable lines such as "Say, Baby, those titties are looking fine!" and advice on talking to them on their level -- "Say, that Lady Gaga is kind of neat!"
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